The Best Part of Festivus (poll)

What is the best part of Festivus?

1. The Aluminum Pole

In addition to having a very high strength-to-weight ratio, it's the perfect anti-materialistic symbol, besides I find tinsel distracting.

2. Airing of Grievances

It's good to get things off your chest by letting everyone know how much they have DISAPPOINTED YOU throughout the year. "I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!"

3. Feats of Strength

Festivus is never over until the host is pinned.

4. The Festivus Miracle

Not really an official part of Festivus but there always seems to be something that rings true as a Festivus Miracle, whether it's unexpectantly seeing an old friend or sneaking through an express check-out line with an extra item or two.

Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us!

(more info at Wikipedia)

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